*Attention mansion: you have a rather creepy pest problem. Markus has discovered that there's ventilation shafts and if he crawls around in them he can spy on people from their ceiling vents. That strange, unsettling sensation of being watched while you're sleeping? It might actually have some merit if you're brave enough to look ( Read more... )

*The comm springs to life, showing some sky, a few branches and part of a tree trunk. For a while it's eerily silent then there's a muffled curse and some rustling of leaves. A hand reaches out and grabs the communicator, stuffing it into a pocket. Enjoy the black screen as Tim shambles along through the forest, kicking up leaves and breathing ( Read more... )

*See Tim. See Tim wearing this exact outfit. See Tim be more ridiculous than he's ever been.*

So I uh... Heard we have vampires.

*Dramatic badass putting on of cool wide brimmed hat.*

Come at me bro.

 *A 10-Inch long crocodile is currently roaming the checkerboard hills, happily munching up any bugs he happens to startle, basking in the sun and generally being an adorable baby croc. He's wearing a glamorous black harness with an embroidered pattern of  gold chain links across it, and the back proudly proclaims his name as VECTOR in a very SEGA- ( Read more... )

*What the hell is going on? Where the fuck is the forest? What is that noise and who can he stab to make it stop ( Read more... )

*Behold Masky in all the greenish glory that is nightvision. He's standing in a room in front of a tank. A tank holding a small crocodile that's chirping at him happily. There's something slimy and gloppy in Masky's hand, presumably Vector's midnight snack, but every time Masky gets close to the tank Vector playfully charges the glass with excited ( Read more... )